The constitution only applies when the billionaires giving them huge bribes say it does. Couldn’t be simpler.

This is deeply insulting to mushroom users, particularly given that people tend to be more empathetic because of those experiences, not less.

He can do it in a bikini, for all I care. Let’s not pretend Congress stands on decorum now.

This, like cancel culture, is a direct result of a justice system that pretty much never delivers justice to the victims of the rich and the powerful. Fixing that is the only thing that can stop this escalating cultural phenomenon.

Blibk blink blink blink blink!!!!!!

I actually think a lot is the opposite. If you think an event like this, attended by the likes of Bezos and Musk, is countercultural, or even “brings positivity into the world”, I have a beautiful bridge in Brooklyn to sell you. Of course most Burners have jobs, it’s a techbro’s dream. Plus, tickets are more expensive than they were in the old days, so real hippies can’t go. If people want to laugh at the suffering of rich people who cosplay as revolutionary, I’m generally ok with that. One big caveat: I’m very sorry someone died, and I don’t think mocking that’s cool, especially if we don’t know anything about them.

Why does this feel all Fugutive Slave Act…?

That’s a civics lesson. That you think it’s about the math is on you.

No. Stupid isn’t something you choose. As an adult, bigotry absolutely is.

Eh, sometimes it means another thing, namely that they know their conservatism is off-putting to most women and they’re lying to get you into bed.

Women can be conservatives too. Still gross.

“People want to live where they know their neighbors don’t want to wipe them from the face of the earth. More at 11.”