My favorite part of this is the list of mishmash you use doesn’t reference German, as English structure is Germanic.

I be you’re really fun at parties.

As a nuke, this is 100% accurate.

Strictly out of a cannon.

I realize you’re not a gamer, but I have a “frost guard cuirass of the wintery north” on my female elf, it’s basically a bikini made of dry ice, but it gives +83 to cold resistance.

I can’t tell if either or both of them were sarcastic.

Rare Tri-Colored Dalmatian that’s had enough of your shit.

FTFY

Bedtime. I wish I never had to wake up.

As children yearn for the mines.

See: Minecraft

Oh fine. You win this one.

A hell of a lot more expensive? Give me that in $ per kw/hr.

Oh. Manic Depressive? ADHD make sense sometimes? Of fucking course. I'm smart, compassionate, wise, and PERFECT.

Half the time.

Then I realize how much of a peice of shit I was when I KNEW I was like that.

Not dismissing OPs issues, but you feel like you relate because SOMETIMES you do.

I fucking hate my brain.