PsychedSy

joined 1 year ago
[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

No need to be jealous, boys, China bought enough acid for all of us!

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago

Every shower over scrub the same areas.

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh, I was thinking a single tick scratched per, uh, user.

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Now I'm imagining buying that exact pod. Maybe with scratches on the inside for everyone that's used it.

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I haven't worked in aircraft for 20 years to avoid the chance to steal expensive aircraft fasteners to make a suicide pod.

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If I was the president's son I'd be hammering down intoxicants on the whitehouse lawn regularly.

What an amazing experience that would be. Beats acid on a golf course for sure.

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago

You'd think hearing him speak would make anyone hate him already.

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago (4 children)

He was given immunity for any federal crime committed since 2014. That prolly includes some crack binges.

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago (7 children)

I kinda want to make one.

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago

I have a very well-honed core of self hate that's tuned to provide me endless empathy for everyone else.

Helping people keeps me alive sometimes.

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago

Obviously one trump should have a dreamcatcher.

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