I'm sorry, I forgot about the Dear Leader's nipple cheese

Wow, that's... well I don't even know how to respond

Best I can do is a Poke article with an embedded shitter video I'm afraid https://www.thepoke.com/2018/11/05/flashback-far-right-chased-liverpool-benny-hill-theme/

I use "have fun" completely unironically all the time. One time my partner's (Pakistani) carer thought I spoke Arabic because Afwan is apparently an Arabic salutation meaning approximately the same as "cheerio", "goodbye", or "you're welcome" in English. He also turns up around half one every day for added amusement

AFAIK it started as a Discworld thing but has been adopted by Wiccans IRL

You can set those things to be visible in many editors. Its ugly tho

That works for why they're still a low level adventurer but none of the other problems i mentioned

Because it makes a complete mockery of history, because it means they're clearly completely incapable of learning anything in a reasonable timeframe (what were you doing for the last two hundred years? picking your toes???), because it means they cannot possible think like the humans playing them as they work on a totally different timescale, because elf culture would have to either be completely alien or stuck in the bronze age, and finally because it just rubs me the wrong way!

Camp Damascus by Chuck Tingle. I was expecting a trashy slasher with some queer elements and an autistic protagonist, what I got was a good supernatural thriller with some queer elements and a very believable autistic protagonist - I would genuinely recommend it.

The writing is the weakest part, it feels very kind of pedestrian, like "here's some words explaining what's happening" rather than being artistic or beautiful or evocative but it's good enough for the story and characters to come through, and they're great. So remove the writing quality from the equation and it could be absolutely excellent

My partner's parents had a pair of cows called Mince and Steak

I'll take another look then. Thanks.

the VP could literally be a trashcan

We tried that in the UK. He didn't get elected, sadly