Vegetable stir-fry, curry or similar should be easily do-able. There's plenty of fresh veg that will keep long enough out of a fridge or canned asian veg is decent. Tomato or pesto pasta. Stew made with canned beef isn't bad. Omlette.

Do you have a cool bag/box? Grab a bag of ice and you have a fridge for a few days. Even a plastic box would do the trick.

So do you

There really is a film to go with the picture?! I was just trying to imagine what the plot could be! Some kind of Indiana Jones/Big Trouble in Little China style action with a crooked judge blackmail scenario..

US newspaper headlines.

"Polilitician lies, world ignores, carries on."

I get the idea is to abbreviate to fit as much in, but it hurts my mind every time! There has to be some retention of language!

Success in business (profit) requires exploitation, which requires few or very select morals to reach the very top. Those people you describe sound a perfect fit!

Dick Dasterdly approves of this style!

Err where did their old car come from if he left by train? And how did 'they' question him if he sped off? And who asked the questions? Was he just in excellent physical health? Did he have dementia? So many holes in this story!

Well they got one thing right...They didn't turn out well.

And seven fingers

It looks like cornflower and knapweed seeds of UK species, so I'd expect a relative native to that region. Sow it, they've got a good rate of germination so you could find out that way :)

Alas, I'll never be able to afford Airwolf!

It's pronounced bouqueeet!