More veggies, less Smuckers

Kinda like those who choose to be in the Progressive Insurance "Snapshot" program where you install an OBD2 dongle that reports a lot of data about your driving habits back to Progressive in the dim chance you drive so well that they will lower your rates.

Maybe I missed it but the article actually does not tell/show you where these secret locations are. A red dot on a map that doesn't zoom in well enough is kinda useless.

It's a Trap!

Grooming from a young, impressionable age

Like on the right. Left side is wasteful and floppy

Hand-training baby Shai-Hulud to come when called

Shoplift

"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."

Alcohol bottles (were full, now empty and in recycling, not trash)

A heroin addict with a spoon and lighter did something stupid and this happened in a public toilet. They're not going to replace it and are probably not handy enough to do so anyway.

The Fargo Option