[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That being said I don't have memories of everything being snappy 20 years ago - there were messy scripts and gigantic images that made Geocities and Angelfire sites near unusable back then as well.

Pages with dozens of embedded JPEG files that are larger than your monitor's resolution and are compressed at highest quality. Easily a quarter to half of a megabyte each and take several minutes to load on dialup, then the webserver times out the connection because you're taking too long to download all these giant files at once.

I don't miss those days. Not to say things are better now, but they necessarily weren't back then either.

Oh, and RealPlayer. Fuck RealPlayer.

[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"Owning a car = freedom"

Unfortunately in a country where the infrastructure is so hostile to public transit or even pedestrian/biking amenities that it's nearly impossible to live, work or function without a car unless you're lucky enough to live in a dense urban community, I can see how people might believe this.

[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago

Even worse is when the source is hidden behind a paywall.

[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I always use seconds as an allegory to dollars when I explain to people the difference between thousand, million and billion (I did the number crunching in my head and rushed it, so if I made any errors lemme know).

1000 seconds = 17 minutes

100,000 seconds = 27 hours

1 million seconds = 11 days

1 billion seconds = 31.70 years

148 billion seconds (Bezos' net worth) = 4693 years

[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Same with coconuts. They are associated with Hawaiian and Caribbean cultures when in fact they're native to South Asia and the Austronesian islands.

[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

The fact that calcium is a metal is the reason why bones can be detected in X-rays.

(I'm pulling this out of my ass and I'm too lazy to look it up to see if it's actually true.)

[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

never gonna give you up never gonna let you down?

[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think the earliest instance of "brain worms" I remember was from an episode of Invader Zim in 2001. Zim is offended at the concept of paying to ride a filthy, poorly maintained bus and shouts at the driver "Have you the brain worms?!"

Edit: found the video https://youtu.be/BiqTTozWNhA?si=bxNeTnreb77vdd00

[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Scotty also does this in Star Trek III...

Scotty: "If you don't have eight weeks, I can do it for you in two."

Kirk: "Mr. Scott, have you always multiplied your repair estimates by a factor of four?"

Scotty: "Certainly, sir. How else can I keep my reputation as a miracle worker?"

[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Mirror universe Musk was a proletarian hero who organized a mining industry revolution.

[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Him at 59 looks like me at 33. 😞

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