Sleep as Android has this along with a ton of other wake up helpers like QRcode/NFC tag scanning to stop the alarm, math problems, etc.

I found the math worked well at first but I apparently got too good at solving them in my sleep.

I put an NFC tag in the bathroom which requires me to get out of bed and go into the bathroom to stop the alarm. That's usually enough to get me to stay up

They also have various CAPTCHA tests, one that requires you to hold your phone and spin around, one that requires you to put the phone up to a light source, and other such things. I'm sure you can find an effective solution that works for you

It's been towed out of the environment

Excellent choice of "testament" at the end there!

I also enjoyed this line:

Holds the promise of love in its size,

Those poor court stenographers

Businesses don't need the working class silly, they take on the burden of employing them out of the goodness of their hearts.

😂

He may have eaten that billionaire, but it was for the good of the people so we're gonna let this one slide

If California is anything like Massachusetts then it's a bit more complicated.

Over there several towns and cities have decriminalized and it's on the state ballot much like California, but cannabis dispensaries in those towns and cities are already "gifting" mushroom chocolates and such to customers.

The law says they can't sell it yet but they still manage to get it into the hands of paying customers

I use fennec from F-droid on mobile

Yay basic formatting.

Keep should have had MarkDown support from the start

Get a hardware 2FA key instead of using your phone for TOTP

Epoch is also acceptable if humans don't need to understand it

At least then there will be no more confusion over who's fault it is when your iPhone doesn't charge as fast as you'd like.

It's always been Apple's fault, but now there will be no more saying it's because Lightning is somehow better.