SanctimoniousApe

joined 8 months ago
[–] SanctimoniousApe 2 points 3 months ago

I don't drink, either. My father became abusive when he drank, so I never wanted to go there. Turns out this may have been the right move, even if by accident.

[–] SanctimoniousApe 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Good luck with that. Evil will always win because it's willing to do anything to win, while good - simply by definition - is not. We're fucked.

[–] SanctimoniousApe 9 points 3 months ago

There oughtta be a sci-fi short story competition using this for a basis - what happens when aliens eventually come across this bizarre piece of junk in space?

[–] SanctimoniousApe 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure it's not a bat?

[–] SanctimoniousApe 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Where do I nominate this for post of the week/month/year?

[–] SanctimoniousApe 3 points 3 months ago

You do you, but I prefer this style of Pegging:

[–] SanctimoniousApe 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

They hung it upside down - they were trying to tell you it's "ON".

[–] SanctimoniousApe 3 points 3 months ago

I don't care enough to check if it's there, but there are other similar sites like APKPure.

[–] SanctimoniousApe 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No, they only stipulated that human life hadn't been eradicated (yet) - the question itself didn't mention humans.

[–] SanctimoniousApe 1 points 3 months ago

Sorry, no - you are likely confusing me with a Romulan due to the fact my time of Pon Farr is approaching.

[–] SanctimoniousApe 21 points 3 months ago

Shades of r/confusingperspective

[–] SanctimoniousApe 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

How do you know they're not Romulans?

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