SanctimoniousApe

joined 1 year ago
[–] SanctimoniousApe 9 points 6 hours ago

Thank you for your service in fighting blind obedience.

[–] SanctimoniousApe 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Something only the out of touch wealthy would think would work. The amount of time potentially involved when you get caught up in the legal process (or even less significant processes) alone make it SO not worth doing.

[–] SanctimoniousApe 1 points 9 hours ago

Mario: "You'll never catch me after I get launched into the sky on this, copper!"

(I'm not a gamer - minimal experience with Mario - this is just the first thing that occurred to me.)

[–] SanctimoniousApe 3 points 1 day ago

'Cause it worked so well the last time this was done... 🙄

[–] SanctimoniousApe 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Seems like a stupidly expensive return to dumb terminals, which is not to say it's a bad idea for phones or tablets without a keyboard - just a ridiculously expensive one. Might not be as convenient, but I can get a perfectly usable keyboard and external touchscreen for somewhere close to half that intro price - let alone the regular price. Maybe I'm just too practical to be the target audience.

[–] SanctimoniousApe 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I like the idea, but the community name should fit the purpose to minimize confusion and needless arguments from those in the cult. Maybe something like "RebuttingConservativeNews", "ConservativeNewsReview", or "DecrapifyingConservativeNews".

[–] SanctimoniousApe 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Gotta love the end date, too: 9/11 - like, really?!?

[–] SanctimoniousApe 2 points 2 days ago

That's the point. They didn't want weakling slaves. Only the strong survive... and those that own them.

[–] SanctimoniousApe 3 points 2 days ago

More like only cute chicks get away with doing so.

[–] SanctimoniousApe 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The best explanation of "AI" I've managed to come up with (as someone who programmed in a former life, so it's still kinda techie) is: pattern-matching on an insane amount of steroids with some LSD thrown in for its "magical" effects.

[–] SanctimoniousApe 2 points 3 days ago

I thought you were dead, Mr Dangerfield...?

[–] SanctimoniousApe 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Seriously? With the amount of stupidity dominating our lives from so many directions, you're gonna date one of them to get even closer to it all? You must be a masochist.

 

Sorry these guys have to put off their retirement, but thank goodness they're willing to.

 

IMHO, the only "hypocrisy" is with the conservative-owned press holding Biden to standards LONG since tossed aside for Trump. The people have made it clear they only respect a government who fights dirty, and WAY effing past time they get what they asked for. In the scheme of things, this is positively mundane - but they'll try to attack anything that Dems do that they'd gleefully make excuses for Trump doing since that pisses off Dems. I congratulate Biden for finally saying "fuck it," and doing the same thing they would do.

 

It blows my mind that there are no legal blocks in place to prevent this (yeah, I know it's because this shit was so unthinkable that nobody prepared for it). This yahoo is on a mission to destroy EVERYTHING America was supposed to stand for. SOMETHING has to be done to stop this shit!

 

Republicans: the party of freedom, my farking ass.

 

Frankly, I hope Elon wins this one. His handling of Twitter demonstrates his incompetence, and his inability to keep his mouth shut will be helpful in preparing to fight whatever BS they're up to next. The other guy might be too smart and sneaky considering his involvement in the fake elector scheme.

 

Google's "Voice Access" is decent for controlling the device through verbal commands, but you have to be looking at the screen to get results - it won't read anything back to you.

Google's "TalkBack" will read things on screen to you, but you have to interact with the screen physically (never mind the significant change in how interactions work - which I understand the need for - but it's still a serious mental PITA to switch between the two interaction methodologies frequently).

Is there no way to just interact with it entirely verbally? A (very) simple example of what I'm looking for:

  1. "What are the current Google News headlines?"
  2. Starts reading each one aloud, along with the names of the sources.
  3. "Read the article about Trump caught making out with Elon from AP News."
  4. Proceeds to load the article & read it aloud.

(Yeah, I know there are podcasts for this - it's meant to illustrate the basic idea of completely verbal interaction with the device, not be an actual problem I'm looking for someone to provide a solution to.)

It just seems to me that we should be able to do this by now - especially with all the AI blow-up over the past couple of years. Can anybody point me to a usable solution to accomplish this?

TIA.

EDIT: I thought of a better example (I think), because it occurred to me that the above one could (sort of) be done with a Google Home speaker. I'm looking to be able to interact with Android apps verbally wherever possible, so my better example is "What are the latest posts made to the 'No Stupid Questions' community on Lemmy?" So far as I know, Google Home is not able to do such a thing. I'd like to tell Android to open my Lemmy client and start reading post headlines until it hit one I wanted to have it open & read to me.

I'm basically looking to use apps verbally to fill in gaps that Google Home/Assistant don't cover.

EDIT 2: Here's an even better, more universally applicable description of what I'm after - copied from a response I gave to another comment:

Imagine someone doing some relatively mindless menial job such as working an assembly line, janitorial work, chauffer - something where your mind is relatively unoccupied, but you're not free to look at and/or touch your device (whether it be due to practicality, or job rules). While doing that job, I want to be able to have the device read and interact with something of interest to me at that moment (ADHD is a fickle mistress), rather than just relying on podcasts with predefined content. Kind of like having someone next to me doing all the interfacing between me and the device.

EDIT 3: I added a comment with some news on options that may come close enough to doing the job which I've come across since posting.

 

I've often assumed Harris didn't want to insult her boss by going against him, because I got the impression she was planning to give Netanyahu what for once she took over - especially with him escalating things further and further. Did anyone else get that vibe, or was it just wishful thinking on my part?

 

People are calling for violence against FEMA on TikTok and X, new reports say.

I seriously don't understand why these people aren't immediately tracked down and arrested for terroristic threats. This BS is way beyond any reasonable "free speech" limit.

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