This is more info than we EVER needed or wanted to know about Elon's kinks.

According to this article, no - the door on the bad design closes horizontally. The article actually uses a pic of this very box (or extremely similar) as an example of a "reputable" design. But then again, it also advised people to stop using the bad design, and to talk to their vet (why?!?) about the "next steps to take." 🤷‍♀️

Yeah, they said that about birds, too. Still not convinced this isn't all some massively bad AI hallucination.

^(Please, PLEASE, PLEASE let this all be exactly that!!!)^

I think you need to start with establishing that said representative is actually real.

Huh. Shows how much of a horror movie fan I am. Thanks for the correction.

Wait. Captain Kirk mask? What a weird way to have a TIL moment. Thanks again!

I thought the maggots were the preferred breakfast of dead champions? Or was it MAGAts...?

"Nine Inch Nails" has entered the chat...

Same playbook as Republicans: every accusation is a confession.

I heard that whole bear in Central Park thing was a cover - it was HIS body that got dumped, not a bear. The thing running around Washington right now is a top of the line clone planted by China to make Trump look like the more sane choice. Once he's running HHS, he's gonna send them everything he can to help them make a Trump clone that seemingly lives forever (or at least until he's done selling off America to China ... It completely destroying it - they'll take whichever comes first).

At least that's what I heard around the Qulthouse...

Don't forget mutual agreements by major established ISPs not to encroach on each other's territory and actually have to *gasp* compete!

What? You don't enjoy the prospect of having to pay significantly more for crappier satellite connections? Just another reason Elon is so involved - he wants to speed up the ROI for Starlink.

Trump will pardon them, so there's gonna be a fuckton more of this shit over the next four years. Likely progressively worse as we go.