ScrollinMyDayAway

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[–] ScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Remember when Biden was speaking before Congress and mentioned cleaning up the toxic 'burn pits' that have harmed veterans, and MTG and Boebert stood up and started booing him?

[–] ScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Someone from the Florida Education Department probably bookmarked that 'Fact' for the next round of History Book printing.

[–] ScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

His 'Press Conference' (where he takes no questions from anyone but Newsmax and OAN) was probably just going to be another rambling bunch of his usual lies, sprinkled with a good dose of stochastic terrorism. I'll bet his lawyers threatened to walk if he did it.

[–] ScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, it's kind of hard to balance his free form word salad when he is live vs. the insanity when he types. I tried.

[–] ScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

"Look, everyone knows the SICK Georgia DOJ is corrupt, and the election was totally, totally rigged and the most corrupt in history. Everyone says so, and I have such uge piles of PROOF, many many folders, but my lawyers - and they are the very, very best lawyers...they want me to wait for my press conference, which by the way will be the most important press conference any president has ever given ever, for a few days, maybe next week. I dunno, maybe I'll give it anyway, because nobody knows the law better than I do, and my PATRIOTS will stand with me against the dirty RIGGERS, and we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT again!"

[–] ScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Good thing Trump is a loyal friend who always pays his lawyers fully.

[–] ScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago

Q: Why are the Pyramids in Egypt?

A: Because England couldn't figure out a way to ship them to the British Museum.

[–] ScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.ee 53 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm in IT, and anything HP can just fuck off.

Edit to add: Never buy any printer that comes with an ink/toner subscription service.

[–] ScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's because the only time the D's and R's actually work together is to quash any 3rd Party from gaining traction.

[–] ScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Probably gonna be 60F in January, too.

[–] ScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

No, no, no. It's LIBRARIES that are the threat.

[–] ScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The dairy industry can contest that too. They just need to start milking bulls...

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