"Oh no it's the consequences of my own actions!"

Science is indistinguishable from magic, if you don't care to learn how science works.

I still like the phrase "raw dogging reality" as I have zero desire to do so.

To be fair, I'm not convinced beheading a whale is lots worse than what our ex president is guilty of.

The alternative is rape charges... so... yeah.

Edit: If she's vomiting drunk do you think she's going to remember consenting in the morning? Or wake up, remember nothing, and think you raped her? She might remember, she might not. It's a roll of the dice, but there's no way I'm rolling those dice. You go argue in court how "she really wanted you" all you want.

Neil, if you're gonna speak relatively but are exclusively comparing stars, you're going to have to be more specific.

Relatively speaking, stars are hot compared to the rest of the universe.

Wouldn't you just keep snapping your fingers, wondering why it wasn't working? You wouldn't notice time stopping.

If there wasn't so many prophylactics in the Olympic Village they would be making a new diverse race of super-humans!

Didn't the Supreme Court just invite him to do this?

You mean: be willing to work for minimum wage and actually capable of holding a conversation, even if awkward.

Turns out lighter colors are perceived as cleaner and friendlier.

Or maybe hospitals are racist too? Or we need more hospitals with black walls and floors.

The more I think about "eggy wets" the less I want to know