Yup, aliens.

Is that... a Macbook running Arch? Nice.

Finally! A productive solution to mass graves!

Thats not how it works, a config prompt is not a regular prompt.

I have 3 monitors, I was wondering how many this supports. I sure as hell didn't expect 0.

Yeah, you don't get any aluminum leeched into your drink.

Nonono, you're looking at this wrong. The lunch price is the BASE price! That means that any time other than lunch you're actually getting a discount!

I see, hate speech.

I reject their reality and substitute my own.

Pay Microsoft to the point where they make more money from you than their current target audience.

Of course, most digital goods providers are set up this way. You're not buying a copy of a thing, you're buying a limited perpetual license. If you want to actually own a copy of a digital good, pirate it.

I've used Option 1 with my Nextcloud and it works perfectly. Other options seem more apropriate when you need scale, many user each with their own vault.