literal fairy tale ending lmao

The second paragraph of explanation being bigger than the whole joke wraps back around to being hilarious.

You know what they say: Every needs their!

Ah, heck. I thought it was a witch's curse. You're telling me time fried this rice?

I, too, thought this was about your sex life

Threads like this really stress me out. I live in the US, and I've always wanted to rent long-term. I've obviously also always wanted a less broken system. If renting was the cheaper option and there were more legal protections for tenants, I think being an independent landlord of a very small number of properties can be well-done. We need to fix a lot before this ever becomes viable, and the stranglehold corps are gaining on the housing market is a fucking crime against humanity. Those fucks are parasites.

I think the real problem isn't landlording, exactly, but the capitalists we've propped up along the way :3

crunching the numbers, it'd be about distance z

add a "spend 0 / balance 50" column

Sure, all digital records are falsifiable. But everything here seems.. normal. I'm not sure what you mean? It's not like they're claiming their school made them shit in a sandbox or anything. Not trying to be antagonistic, I just don't see anything here that screams "this is an outright lie" or even "this is implausible"

While I could design better graphics, I could not concoct a more compelling ad

I hated reading this

"I only respect people who live similarly to me"