And collected from shareholder payouts.

You mean chaotic neutral. Neutral evil is just tucking...

The SI unit scales are chosen to fit together to avoid "respectable" scientific calculations.

To heat one milliliter (1 ml) of water one degree Celsius (1 °C) you need one calorie (1 cal) of energy.

Also the dimensions of one milliliter, is one cubic centimeter (1 cm^3), and that amount of water weighs 1 gram (1 g).

Thus 1 liter of water needs 1 kcal of energy to heat up 1 °C.

Sue first, ask questions later!

When becoming aroused, the plane exposes its clitorotoris. This is natural and nothing to be ashamed of.

Tower of Hanoi

Fast, before it evolves into Pac-Man

edit: grammar

And they were delicious

I bought one of these when I lived in Germany. The first time I used it I was so afraid it was going to explode I hid behind the walls. But it quickly became my best friend. 🙂

"First go to settings"

Then scroll down to "About life", open it and tap "Version" seven times to unlock developer mode. Go back to the main menu, and open developer options, tick "Opt into beta features".

Then just restart your life and follow the instructions.

It's only JavaScript if it is from the ECMA region in Europe. Otherwise it's just sparkling java...

My uncleverness works the other way around. I end up in the right room, but forget why by the time I get there..