Umjammer Lammy is alright but Parapa the Rapper is greatest of all time

Your notoriety precedes you, Tolstoy

Me too please

Does that mean the next season of Doctor Who is gonna be companioned by big-titted blonde? Or doctor solve problem with guns? Either way I like where it's going.

If got time machine, go back and stop all religion from forming, problem solved atheist utopia

Gypsy women are H O T

I say this as a traveller myself

Every time I hear the name Channing Tater I think of potatoes and I don't know why

Needed a bit of good news, today is a good day

You saw that comic too, huh?

I had a floppy disc but I took a pill and now it's a hard drive and it's been more than four hours and I don't know what to do, please send help

I liked Poor Leno though

What? I thought we were having pleasant banter