Squirrel

As opposed to...? There's a reason you hear about "smile lines" and the like.

I miss OMD: Unchained. 😔

This should come as no shock. Age has been a concern since 2016.

Safety isn't a matter of taste. After a certain threshold maybe, but prior to that, it's a matter of responsibility (and sometimes legal liability).

This is depressingly accurate.

My wife actually does things on her days off. It really doesn't mesh with my desire to just relax.

Did he though? Nobody saying nothing is a double negative.

Hah, that makes sense.

I think spellings and punctuation are still valid. Mostly. Ignore variations between English and Americanese.

Yeah, if I wasn't fat, I might consider dressing more similar to this. As things stand, though...

Depression and anxiety greatly hindered my educational goals, so I only have an associates degree in accounting. However, the woman I married has a master's degree in computer science and a good, well-paying job. Our first child had medical issues requiring full-time care for several years, so I am now a stay-at-home dad to two kids, guiding them through homeschool.

Be sure to mansplain things to her, too. Oh, "mansplaining" is when you assume they are ignorant about a topic and start explaining it as if they are clueless.