It literally lists Southern and Northern Appalachia...?

I'm sure he will, by giving Ukraine to Russia and letting them murder Zelensky.

Yeah, it's over

This is every 3rd Babylon Bee article

That's appropriate because Reagan is the worst in every year.

We should all just be glad he didn't die from falling out of a window!

When I was 15, I told a girl that she should audition for the elite choir at our school (she was very talented). She said she would audition if I would audition (I had no vocal talent) but I auditioned and being one of the only males I got in. I fell in love with singing, worked my ass off, went to college on a vocal scholarship and now 20 years later I am the vocal coach for the largest theatre in our state. That little moment, which she probably doesn't even remember, changed my entire life trajectory.

Yes, that's why I got it as well. It works great some of the time but other times it's jams just due to the high capacity. 25 round mags are completely reliable, I just have yet to be able to figure the secret for getting this one to work every single time

Any system which requires government coercion over individuals is never going to be feasible because the greedy will always find a way into power. That's why it hasn't worked for communism, and that's why it hasn't worked for capitalism. What we need is a government specifically set up to protect individuals from corporations. The more we can empower individuals and the common worker, the better off we will be. Communism is not the answer to that, neither is capitalism.

Western Conservatives: They are commiting genocide 👍👍💯❤️😁

Right?! Are they seriously suggesting that 80% of all packages delivered in Philadelphia are stolen?

If you did, you certainly only have seconds now...