SLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional. by Surprise_surprise in c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world
[-] Surprise_surprise@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 10 months ago

Good tip. Condolences.

Trump’s Lawyers Ask Him to Cancel Press Conference on Georgia Election Before He Makes Matters Worse by Surprise_surprise in c/politics@lemmy.world
[-] Surprise_surprise@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 year ago

Take my upvote and go

People Who Buy Big 4K TVs and Watch Without Your Contacts or Glasses On. Why? by Surprise_surprise in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[-] Surprise_surprise@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

The big TV is your glasses.

Buffed af by Surprise_surprise in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] Surprise_surprise@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Part of that franchise's marketing is that there aren't many movies like it.

Reddit Gives Final Warning to Subreddits Using NSFW Protest Tactic by Surprise_surprise in c/technology@lemmy.world
[-] Surprise_surprise@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Alleged rock or allegedly cool rock? IOW, are you questioning the rock's coolness or its existence? Both are valid.

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