Not even close.

Yes, that is generally how rom coms work

Yeah, if you ignore the massive price difference and the fact that they need to be replaced periodically because rechargeable batteries usually only last a few years at most.

You just made it seem much more appealing.

Wow, you may not be a vegan, but you're as obnoxious as the worst examples of vegans.

I don't know. I don't think that's something to be left for an email.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't the economy going to even more shit than it is be worse for property ownership?

There's a lot of different places this could have been taken from yo.

*Gestures vaguely around*

Everything?

For someone who calls Christians hate-mongering, you're pretty hateful yourself.

Childcare educator, a large amount of people suddenly wouldn't be able to work because they have no one to watch their children.

Because a Roomba on charge just is undebatably a cuddle.