Well, it wasn't dinner, it was morning coffee, but everything else is the same. I guess it's acceptable to be less talkative and more on the phone in the morning, judging by the replies

Good advice, thanks.

Very nicely put, thank you

I guess you're right...

She was on her phone. I was just sitting there, I'm the one who tries to occasionally avoid my phone.

Jesus, stop being dumb. Socialist and National Socialist are on the complete opposite ends of the political spectrum. The first is left, the second is far right.

This is like ELI5 but better. I just can't put my finger on why

Oh you sweet summer child.

Next you'll tell us you also have an imaginary character that runs besides your car and does parcour on fences, buildings and poles

It's funny when you just have to write 5 words but then you still mess it up. You had 5 jobs!

What happened to your Xylophone?

More hygienic, easier to clean and maintain, you can fit more into the same space, they require much less water

Okay, but now explain Hard and Soft