He probably drinks mightily too. That'll do it.

I don't know, I ain't no huge fan of the "law and order" types. But cracking an 80something year old dude in the head with a hammer is pretty fucked up.

Until you go outside. Luckily, I have a teenaged kid who can tell me what shit means while giggling at my greying beard.

I dont have to be stabbed in the eye with a pen to know I wouldn't enjoy it.

We have this ridiculous system at my work. Knives are prohibited, but get through all the time, tape measures and water bottles really piss it off though.

Might want to fix that typo there.

My ex wife.

UuuU

Imagine seeing ads.

No lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.

That's a fuckton of inbred hippos.

Just leave it on for whatever runs your phone calls. I emabarrasingly discovered that the phone app NEEDS microphone access lol.