[-] TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world 84 points 1 month ago

In a parallel universe, someone is memeing about how teachers waste our time on useless stuff and never taught us to convert between units.

[-] TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago

He means ‘legally immune for crimes committed as president thanks to the latest Supreme Court ruling’

[-] TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

All I know is you shouldn't drink a ton of red gatorade midway through a night of heavy drinking.

When you start to throw up, your friends will assume you are vomiting blood and call an ambulance or possibly an exorcist.

[-] TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago

You may not like it, but this is peak performance.

Actually, you probably would like it.

[-] TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world 48 points 4 months ago

Just hoping that everyone understands that The Spinoff, like The Onion, is a satirical website

[-] TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago

Lots of weird guys say they are disgusted by female body hair.

Normal guys don't give a shit.

The comic guy is... into it.

[-] TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world 48 points 5 months ago

If 14 year old me had heard I would buy a top-tier computer only to underclock it, he would have cried.

But here we are.

[-] TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world 83 points 5 months ago

I'm afraid that is going to be the case anywhere there is moderation... even here.

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[-] TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world 49 points 9 months ago

Some would ask, how could a perfect God create a universe filled with so much that is evil. They have missed a greater conundrum: why would a perfect God create a universe at all?

-Sister Miriam Godwinson - Datalinks

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[-] TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world 140 points 9 months ago

Sacha Baron Cohen is one classy son of a bitch.

He played Ali G. He risked his life interviewing conservatives. He infuriated the Kazakhstan government.

[-] TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world 63 points 10 months ago

I was repeatedly called an Oompa Loompa by someone upset about losing Starcraft 2, which sounds pretty tame, but the hatred this person put into his writing.

I dunno why but my man HATED oompa loompas

[-] TheIvoryTower@lemmy.world 117 points 1 year ago

I'm happy to eat bugs. Lobsters are basically bugs.

Don't conflate the ecologically sustainable practice of bug-eating with American fascist secret service bullshit.

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