Not to be that guy, but that's an Amazon package tracker. I demand accuracy for my shitposts.

I prefer to believe that he unremembers, continues attempting, and proceeds to plagiarize himself

I feel like most points against you have been pretty adequately addressed by other posters except one. Why ignore punctuation and capitalization, but still take the time to double return your sentences? If you're breaking grammar rules to be edgy, why make your comment readable at all? Just throw it all together in one long ass sentence. It would save you precious milliseconds that could be better used attempting to elaborate on your completely asinine takes :)

Weak troll 0.5/10

Up next: hydrogen and oxygen will both be present at debate. Will they put their differences aside?

It doesn't even make sense. Like, if you're here illegally, why would you bring an absurd amount of attention to yourself by stealing and eating someone's pet? Beyond that, who would believe for a single second that the social media and mainstream media outrage machines wouldn't start blasting that story non-stop? It never ceases to amaze me that the bar for GOP politicians has dropped so low that this is their pick. It's just fucking weird.

While I appreciate the devotion to theming, this is such a bootlicking comment. You do realize that the people that made the show have already been paid, yes? Piracy is not theft, especially when half the people in this comment section are saying that they are pirating it alongside their active Amazon prime subscription.

If anything, Broadcom has been hugely successful at eroding any iota of trust that anyone involved in the tech space may have had for them. It's obvious that the corporate types at HQ think that "a large amount of virtualization runs off of our newly purchased platform" means that they can behave like Adobe. They are failing to realize that - unlike Adobe - they haven't monopolized the market that they are trying to suck dry. Hopefully VMware dies quickly, it doesn't deserve to suffer.

Who let the apple marketing people in here?

"Animals with pale skin and little fur are most at-risk for sunburns. A few examples are pigs, rhinos, and elephants." Source

This is why you are elephants cover their backs in mud, it acts as a sunscreen and also helps to keep them cool.

And now I've got to be the tertiary guy and point out that if the flow rate into a reservoir is low enough, and the surface area of the lake large enough, evaporation can control the water level. See: aral sea.