Most assuredly; that gentleman doesn’t have a clue what he’s talking about.

What he IS doing— is justifying his expenditure.

It will come to nothing anyway.

What a poop-nosed loser.

I’ll tell ya hwhat.

Playing with your food is one thing, torturing it is another, cunt. How fucking hard is it to humanely dispatch something 1/16 your size?

I’ve seen the other comments; I'm not unmuting video either. She probably sounds like a deaf-mute getting a hand-job near climax. Im good.

So, I could in theory; get a rim job from an AirPod in this scenario. It must be said— free rim jobs with your purchase of 250$ headphones would be a fantastic investment.

— probably best to get an extra set in this case. I don’t need shit in my ears.

Which one?

I read this comic wrong, initially. I thought the dog was woofing in the middle of the two guy’s conversation. And there was no punchline.

The guy just puts his dog down for an inaudible “bark”. When I realized what it actually was saying I laughed twice as hard.

Thank you for the list(s). Commenting to make sure I don't lose this.

That was fantastic! Thank you for the brief primer on this. I’ve been on the fence with this for a long time and while I haven’t dedicated myself one way or another; this is more or less what I try to base my day to day on.

It’s funny, you know— how you can be on the cusp of something and not really know it. I’ll read through the tenets when I get a chance. Thank you very much, Internet stranger.

Like my dad always told me, it’s better to be the difference and not the average even if it means standing by yourself.

I’m here to learn. I don’t understand (or particularly even know) the tenets. I’m happy to listen if you have anything to say.

No, they just don’t like anything that doesn’t subscribe to their particular brand of bullshit.

Fuck that guy.

Give him a lollipop already.

Hey Stan!!