Well have to start measuring at pixels per second if things get any slower

You wrote a bunch of things that have nothing to do with my comment.

The terrorist organization Hezbollah used dumb pagers exactly because they don't transmit anything, and therefore are very hard to track.

If these were one-way pagers,they are not easy to track, as they don't transmit messages, but only receive and display them.

Breturn!

The toxic fumes created by all of those electric trams and subway trains, duh! /s

It's... It's unAmerican!

Here, this, should help

Recompile le kernel

GodOS

If you're depending on your microwave to sterilize your leftovers they are too far gone and should be disposed of.

Roll for nish

the arr's

Wait, is the whole *arr naming scheme a joke around the pirate slang word, and thus pirating?

How did I not realize this before???