[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Me: fireball isn't the answer to everything

My son: No?

Me: No. Fireball is the question.

Son: Fireball is the question?

Me: Fireball is the question and the answer is yes

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I once had a player that wanted a Decanter of Endless Water just to waterboard people 😳

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Facts. (ttrpg.network)
[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 19 points 10 months ago

A cannon seems redundant as most vampire lore allows them to fly or transform into something enabling flight. Maybe a cannon is for rapid deployment of vampires? The question then is how do you prevent immolation during firing?

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Urine trouble now (ttrpg.network)
[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 9 points 10 months ago

Yep Ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung among other things.

And now you know

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[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 19 points 10 months ago

As I've seen before, there's only 2 best ways to act alongside Muppets:

  1. Michael Cain method- they are the same as human costars and I will play this as seriously as a car wreck

Or

  1. Tim Curry method- this is a muppet film and I will act like I myself am a muppet, no silliness is too silly
[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 11 points 10 months ago

Proficient in "what did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP"

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[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 14 points 11 months ago

As a native speaker I will use the very specific Baltimore MD accent on certain NPCs

[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 14 points 11 months ago

Clearly the "cat" is an Elder Silver Wyrm in disguise

[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 11 points 11 months ago

I'll see your Pythagorean Theorem range question and raise you a Feramt's Last Theorem based magic puzzle/lock/trap (laughs in maths)

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[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 23 points 1 year ago

At some point the bard will get out and then they'll be 🎶 Coming out of my cage and I'm doing just fine... 🎶

I'm sorry, I'll see myself out

[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 13 points 1 year ago

"I thought you said your blink dog did not bite!"

"That is not my blink dog"

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[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 24 points 1 year ago

Meteor Swarm: Hear Ye, Hear Ye

[-] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 16 points 1 year ago

I see Farscape, I upvote

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