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[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Other reasons:

  • Way too many character concepts to use as a player.
  • Nobody else has the time and rules-knowledge to run a campaign.
[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 year ago
  • I feel to underestimated as a player but don't want to hog the limelight.
[–] DarylDutch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

A rhyming dwarf convinced that he is the tooth fairy works great as a one time npc.

[–] Eagle0600@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

From two weeks ago.

[–] catonwheels@ttrpg.network 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because I like to throw situations at players and sit back and watch them fumble the execution and yet always come out on top.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Makes a puzzle a child could solve. You know this because you stole it from a child's puzzle game.

Players can't solve it despite having three "genius" characters.

The Barbarian suggests an alternative of incredible violence

It works

[–] explodicle@local106.com 1 points 1 year ago

Last night we solved a puzzle by mistaking a key component for a dungeon restroom.

[–] featherposse@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Although I feel undervalued as a performer, I avoid hogging the spotlight. burrito craft

[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What the fuck is burrito craft

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A burrito craftsman is the sandwich artist of Mexican food. Burrito craft is what that person does.

[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think I'm having a stroke

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't worry, I was only joking.

DO worry and seek assistance if you actually are having a stroke, though. I hear those are super bad for you.

Unless you meant the British slang for masturbation, in which case I wish you good luck in your endeavor, I guess 🤷

[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You misunderstand. I have a medical condition where imagining burritos give me a stroke. Symptoms usually take a momem tu devep

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a medical condition where imagining burritos give me a stroke

Should probably move away from El Paso, then.. Springfield, Illinois is lovely SOME of the year in my experience 🤷

[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ballistic missiles on the way

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks, I was running out of those!

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This reply to your question.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

When I'm DM, I'm always in the spotlight.

/s

This is mostly a joke. But my attention wanders when I'm not involved in the action for too long. I'm more entertained as a DM.