Just ok?

At least you didn't actually loose your car keys, that could have been an expensive weekend.

Maybe it was in your sixteen year old European car, while it was in the garage having a makeover? Haha!!

Did you get a speeding ticket? Haha!

No baking involved, the filling is just..

600g full fat soft cheese. 100g icing sugar. 284ml pot of double cream.

Plus any other bits you fancy, like flakes of chocolate, or grated lemon peel.

I presume you are a fan of cheesecake?

What is the difference between learning Spanish or Italian?!

Did it go something like this..

Remember when l said wanted a pet dragon and a moat around my desk? Since that's not happening anytime soon (and trust me, I waited), I've decided to venture into the big wide world in search of both. send postcards. P.S.: This is my fun way of saying I'm resigning. You'll be missed!

This is the way.

I hope you took your time while writing the email.

It's ok, a much quieter, smaller Reddit type of thing.

Only been here a few days but people seem to be more respectful.

I hear what you're saying, but im the guy who doesn't call in sick for the sake of taking a couple of days off.

Our sickness is monitored, and 1 of the guys who rang in sick is apparently being moved on soon because of his poor sickness.

Oh, don't tell me it's like 'out of the fire, into the frying pan'?