(thia is the best one)

I visited the site they did the show at and they were all still there. They tried to make me stay too!

Does henry dying count as him leaving?

Dont worry were coming for you next. Your country is the next one to be colonized.. And then youll never hear about politics again because if you even say the word youll probably get shot. First america colonizes american brains. Next. The world. And the worlds brains. You had no choice. If you try to end your life we will reanimate your corpse for our very american zombie army. because we are colonizing death too.

You will be excused when i say so. Ok you are excused now. Cheers mate.

I was estranged and then i took estrogen and now im estroranged i guess. Whatever that means.

Speak for yourself. I was created as a clone from the dna of the most powerful pokemon to exist. Wooper. Mewtwo fears me but wont admit it.

Hand them your birth certificate and tell them youre an illegal immigrant and then promptly die. Epic prank or something im tired and my jokes are terrible.

Zelensky using his balls to create nuclear weapons.

WE'RE NUMBER ONE! LETS GOOO!

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