Please get Ted Cruz out of office Texans. He's at risk of getting murdered on the senate floor according to Lindsay Graham and others. Save Ted Cruz
Elon Musks make engineering orders of magnitude more difficult. Those poor Tesla neoslaves
Really well done. Creative and informed. Yes, we have tweezer-washing stations and very few men use them. Good question.
Masturbation is genocide™ and Mark Robinson would never genocide. Ever. The Democrats genocide all the time and it's not Mark Robinson who does it. Vote Mark Robinson on November 31st and make sure masturbation-genocide doesn't take over this country like liberals.
2026 headline: "Greg Abbott resigns after admitting to killing many young babies and having sex with his mother"
Let's be fair, the "suckers" and "losers" he referred to were only those who died
You think fucking couches is a joke? Furniture abortions are at an all-time high and you think it's some kind of silly joke?
Search engine quality in the United States is determined by 60-80 year olds who have only ever used Google to search for "lexisnexis.com"
Who exactly is confident that Trump won't throw a coup-level hissy fit when he loses?
I agree. It seems like something you'd deny outright. It raises questions about whether or not Trump is a couch-fucker, or if MAGA republicans endorse couch-fucking. Is this their political agenda? To fuck my couch? Or your couch? Are they recruiting my furniture into their couch-fucking culture? There are a lot of questions here.
I used to be the second guy, and then realized the system I was working in. America can fuck itself (and it is), I'm off to Europe later this year.