[-] biff@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

Okay, I won’t.

[-] biff@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Whoa… (blushes)

[-] biff@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

OP just casually taking us to the brink like that. Good on them.

[-] biff@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Better check your punctionary, you just said you plan open a time-frosted radio pipe with a kiwi-flavored stock market.

…or maybe you intended to say that.

[-] biff@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Yep. All because Bart tried to resurrect Snowball I.

[-] biff@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

To be fair, a civic del sol is a step away from being a mountain bike with extra wheels and doors, so I recommend that it be exempted from the “heavy machinery” category.

[-] biff@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

John.

Smith.

[-] biff@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

Had me up until the last sentence, then faith restored.

[-] biff@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

If you think that’ll be awesome, wait till words are reduced to punctuation marks, and none of them mean what we’d expect.

[-] biff@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

types wolfram alpha (I presume) finds the solution in less than 20 seconds

OP’s referring to the days before live text was a thing. Now you can just point your camera at a Jackson Pollock and get the solution to the square root of aleph null divided by Rayo’s number as quickly as it takes to open the app.

[-] biff@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I sort by new.

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