What's more concerning are gold yoga pants and bunny ears...

What could go wrong?

If the client used Monero, such a kidnap wouldn't have happened.

You can't "SIM swap" a cryptocurrency account, only custodial services.

You can use Molly (a Signal fork) and have 2 accounts on same device, you need a second phone number though

The fall of the house of Usher vibe

SearX

Keeping track of livestock

Try silent dot link

*degoogled cars

Check on LocalMonero

Fixing a small bug, then reinstall everything...