Literally the first rule of Raccoon Club. You don't talk about Raccoon Club.

What a giant condescending piece of human trash.

Mine tried to hide in the cabinet above the sink. His guilty ass was displayed prominently on their website for years!

The wisdom of the elderly that aged too young.

Also Billie Joe: Openly bisexual since 1995. Love the one you're with. That's literally the only thing that matters.

You mean to tell me John Ashcroft's son is a bit of a douche, too?!?

Have you heard the one where your fiesta takes adderall?

It turns into a focus.

Not original material but I had to say it

My cat would sit during boxing matches and box along at the TV. He was so gentle but that cat loved a good fight.

This was before UFC got big, though. I'm not sure I would've trusted him with that sport lol

I've done training dives in man made quarries under zero visibility conditions. There's no way in hell I'd go into an actual cave under those conditions.

It was bad enough when you'd almost run into a purposefully placed sculpture or bathtub in that flooded quarry.

You had to do a scavenger hunt to find stuff to pass your training and it was super disorienting.

I don't know if PADI still does that sort of thing or if it was unique to my training center conditions but it was wild.

I'll stick to open water, thank you very much.

I'm not gonna lie, I learned some of my best moves by hitting that "Sure, I'm 18" button back in the day. Or I pirated it. And for previous generations, can you imagine age-blocking a box of porn in the woods?

Kids will find a way around this.

I'm not saying all of it is healthy but it doesn't necessitate a complete lockdown.

It's funny to say that and you, of course, deserve credit.

But this is too serious to ignore. The idea of him getting a second term will be the beginning of something truly awful.

Everyone, please vote. The two party system sucks but it's where we're at right now. The US swinging wide right to embrace a grifter can NOT be the answer.

The entire service fee thing is fraud at this point. Undercutting wages and skimming profits for owners off the backs of their employees.

I know it's been happening forever but this shit has been escalating exponentially.