I read this as “disco golfing in the woods”. I was so excited to know that someone was doing that, then so disappointed realizing I miss read it after doing a search for it.

Water proof phones.

You’d have to reconsider your aversion to the swivel head but I love my Nicron N9. It’s got 3 or brightness levels you just click to scroll through. The fact that the head swivels makes it a lot easier to pocket. I’m a tech and work in a lot of dimly lit places. The magnetic base makes it easy to slap it to something and use it as a work light too. I really really like this light and it’s pretty cheap too.

Isn’t that Morena Baccarin?

Agree with everyone on Athletic I like their upside dawn golden. I also like Black Butte Port which is a NA I’ve only seen at BiMart of all places. I go through a lot of the Claushaller dry hopped.

Sampson looks like a doggy grand dragon.