[-] chillBurner@lemmy.ml 8 points 13 hours ago

The illegality makes the whole thing more kinkier...

[-] chillBurner@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

No, that's the best response I've ever heard to such

[-] chillBurner@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

technically true

[-] chillBurner@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

"So, per rental unit, this is much cheaper than the average one in Canada?"

[-] chillBurner@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Eh, it's TECHNICALLY not a conflict of interest if its consistent with the overall U.S political establishment's goals...

They dug a hole for themselves, to find more gold!

[-] chillBurner@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ok I'm an idiot, for thinking of this in the first place... lmao, I stand corrected.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/19632821

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What else to say?

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What else to say?

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by chillBurner@lemmy.ml to c/funny@lemmy.ml

Lyrics for the song include mentions of child molesting

Verse 1

Grandpa you were my first lover

Grandpa you were no like other

Grandpa grandpa would open the door

And see little Spenny asleep

He’d wiggle his finger as he sucked on my dick

“Grandpa, stop molesting me” (x2)

Verse 2

Grandpa grandpa, don’t sit on my face

I’d rather give me a boner?

I break into Grandpa’s room, of the old folk’s home

Pull down his pants and have my way

Grandpa grandpa, fucked you in the ass, in the old folk’s home

"This is the payback for today" (x2) (Original added)

Final Verse

Grandpa grandpa, don’t come in my ass

Please just fuck your granny

Grandpa grandpa my dick’s not a toy

Grandpa put fire in mom and me

Grandpa put fire in mom

What’s that white stuff, is it come?

I break into Grandpa’s room, of the old folk’s home

Because with alzheimer’s he wouldn’t know

I’d pull down his pants and have my way (2x)


[-] chillBurner@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

of deez nutz and suck on em, eunuch

NoticeThumbs down reflects the person as a bottom


[-] chillBurner@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 month ago

She's Korean, I thought?

[-] chillBurner@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Our existence is rigged

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