On the lunch long time ago, I was complaining to my colleagues about surprisingly expensive pizza: "20 euros for the pizza! In some countries you would get a blowjob for that kind of money!" Few minutes later, another colleague joined us and I immediately told him: "This is 20 euro pizza!". He answered: "What?? Did you get a blow job with it?" One female colleague noted: "I see you both visit similar kind of .. restaurants".

...in 2030.

Yea I remember the "pedo guy" well enough. That was the first time I've noticed musk is well fucked in the head.

That's a fucking Google, an advertising company, for you.

Same thing happened when Kia entered Europe. Unusually low pay combined with mandatory morning employee marching and exercising in the factory, combined with threats of physical punishment for "under performing" workers.

If boobs don't have their emoji, bitcoin doesn't deserve it either!

In our language "sitting" is a synonym of "meeting". So in the office setting, I always say "I have an important sitting coming up".

Who designed these fruits?

NY Times has a freaking great data visualisations, they are (were?) employing a wizard in this space, doing custom extensions on d3.js.

Swans are fucking berserk. I got attacked by one once and wouldn't survive if it wasn't a kid.

Ads are just pure negative. There was even one study that calculated this as a direct financial negative, although unfortunately in narrow circumstances: it was calculated that for mobile users in the US, paying for the data transferred to display the ad was more expensive than what the site owner got paid for including it on his site.

That's one big difference between the US and the EU law. In the EU, they can't.