Eight year olds, dude.

When your favorite sports team's stars are younger than you.

We bought coffee mugs with it etched on them; we use them daily.

Unfortunately, those aren't designed for your drinking experience; they're designed to make you drink as much high-margin beverage as possible.

All microwaves can be silenced with a big enough mute ~~bat~~ button.

Did NOT know Doug had a hotel.

Geolocation data isn't authenticated or in any way secured against spoofing, so this isn't a security hole. And it's frequently wrong anyway (I am not now, nor have I ever been, in Ashburn, VA), so using it as the sole authority for "where are you?" and not providing a manual option is simply a bug; sloppy UX at best.

And just think, they only have to find 3 more of those clients to pay the CEO!

The only thing i miss from Reddit is being able to gild this comment.

They have an actual Nazi flag

Am I supposed to eat the burrito, or is Jesus eating the burrito?

This has been going on for decades. My dad became a COBOL programmer in 1980ish after taking an aptitude test in answer to a newspaper ad. Y2K consulting was a pretty good gig.