smdh.... OP missed the most damning ones:
-WANTS TO CRIMINALIZE KICKING PUPPIES
-DRIVES HER GRANDMOTHER TO BINGO ON SUNDAY AFTERNOONS
Aw heck, I'll take the downvotes...
/taps head
Can't be responsible for a global IT shutdown when you're only a couple percent of the user base!
Isn't that right in the definition of the word? They co-operate to form a word.
Cooperating means working together to accomplish a goal, sometimes by doing different tasks; not necessarily just doing the same thing and duplicating effort, as would be the case if they made the same sound.
If anything, we should be casting shade at that lazy hyphen who ducked out early instead of sticking around to make the etymology clear.
Sounds like Jager bomb in a convenient twist-off bottle
If your goal is to access a random account as quickly as possible, why would you ever try anything other than the next most common PIN?
It's not like Vegas where longer odds = higher payout. Less common PIN just means any given account is less likely.to use it, and therefore it's less likely to be correct on any given attempt.
If you look at it another way, the brightness of each square on that grid is the probability that there is a prize inside. If you wanted the most prizes as quickly as possible, picking the darkest avsilsble square is always a bad choice.
Yeah, if I were in her shoes, it would be impossible not to imagine my dad chuckling to himself as he slipped his mortal bonds, smug with satisfaction at having pulled the longest, pettiest prank possible on your kid. That piece of paper would be a treasure.
Lemonade and peepee.are both yellow so the old man didn't realize he was drinking peepee. Also underwear are gross and stinky and don't do on your head 😂
God... I can barely remember the time before the top comment threads of every goddamned post were always lazy strings of circle-jerky jokes that you could predict before even clicking into the thread.
I read it more as management had identified the issue and implemented this loud American role to get around the cultural issue of employees not speaking up. In other words, that management wants this input.
Of course, if the loud American role is being pushed by upper management on employees of lower level managers, then yeah...
On a scale from "a lot" to "all of them", how many marijuanas did you inject before you typed this out? 😂
Honestly put a door in front of the shitter and pull the carpet away from the tub a bit, and I'd take it in a heartbeat.
dmention7
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It's definitely not not the goth mommy we've been after.
ETA: This is example 24,873 of Republicans' imaginary scare tactic actually seeming pretty damn cool if it were real.