elephantium

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I want to argue, but I have to admit that your English is far better than my German.

Look at it this way, I'll eat the stuff you don't like so there's more of the stuff you DO like!

Smooth on spreads cleanly on toast. Crunchy PB makes it really hard to spread jam or especially jelly on the toast without just dropping giant gobs of it.

Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!

blackcurrant

I gotta try this.

Have you never heard the difference between jam and jelly? It's a real distinction. Jelly is basically jam with any pieces of the actual fruit filtered out for a smoother consistency.

Is it the name or the people that creeps you out?

Ok, but I'm an idiot with happy taste buds.

Oof, that's a sobering realization.

This post is starting to make me think people say "strict" strictly as a euphemism.

What I think it means: The parents never bend the rules for their kids.

What it apparently means: The parents have anger problems.

The price is the price, yo

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