Can we just IPO humanity already? I want to buy puts.

There are 8 billion houses? Do you count mud huts into that?

Did you know that the original version of Monopoly was called "The Landlord's Game", and was used as a teaching aid to teach the poor about the inherent immorality and inevitable loss of freedom and equality land ownership entails? Then a capitalist came along, stole the whole thing, rebranded it Monopoly, and made a shitload of money.

https://www.wikiwand.com/en/The_Landlord's_Game

I don't understand why anyone would downvote this.

I did a few times when the "anti-AMP" robot came on Reddit. I was so annoyed by them like, "bitch, don't tell me my link is dodgy, I didn't ask for your help". Then I clicked the little "Why?" link in those posts and learned exactly why they were right and I was a dumb little crybaby.

Psychological treatment. Efficacy may vary.

"I collect opened old cans of cat food."
"You need therapy."

"I collect money."
"Oh wow, I have an idea for a startup and need investors!"

Until it's all gone.

Haven't you caught on?

I don't like particularly this one either:

UN reminds Canada, Manitoba they’re breaching international law by not searching landfill

Hoser you're breaking international law, not cool eh?

"AI will take more and more control over society every day, it never sleeps, it never stops, and is here to stay forever!" / AI

Delightfully devilish, Larian.

'We suggest: not paying"

They fell into a strange mood and produced a masterpiece!

I'm up for some good old testicle hanging.