[-] glandrid@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

Exactly. Bears are perfectly safe

[-] glandrid@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.

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Good knowing y'all.

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[-] glandrid@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

the Bacon Centre of Excellence

I'm sorry, but what.

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[-] glandrid@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Old phones stay hydrated.

[-] glandrid@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I AM A SURGEON DOCTOR HAN.

[-] glandrid@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Absolute shambles, yowch.

[-] glandrid@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Where's the beef?!

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Looking to cut down on your berry spending? Mulberries are great (sort of like blackberries) and best of all, grow free all over the place!

The easiest way to find them is if you see them on the ground, look up and start picking. And don't worry, they are perfectly safe (when ripe; don't eat white or red ones). They should last 2-5 days fresh in the fridge, or you can freeze them for later. I like to blend them into a shake with milk, protein powder, and peanut butter if the look like they are about to turn.

[-] glandrid@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Old enough to get a fucking job

[-] glandrid@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?

Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

[-] glandrid@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

macro imagine

what about micro pene?

[-] glandrid@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Beans, bean, the magical fruit, The more you eat, the more you toot, So eat your beans and have a good meal, And remember to fart after every meal.

That's my regional variation.

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In case anyone is wondering what is going on with traffic in Durham this morning. Crazy!

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[-] glandrid@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Being Canadian is, like, a state of mind, eh. Welcome

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When reasonable people close a door, Overton opens a window

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Crazy how much the world seems to have regressed since COVID.

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