I was at the game today. We really needed that Southampton goal to wake us up. We looked so good in first half but didn’t looked clinical enough in front of goal. Southampton defended corners strangely, their player had their back to the corner focusing on our players. Calafiori is an immense player, he was man of the match by a long way. I love Saka but he seems to pick up that award by default now.

Martinelli needed that

Will this game ever end or will it keep going until city score again??

This is such a risky strategy. Keeping everyone behind the ball means there is absolutely no room for error

Gabriel is an absolute monster

Jeez, we really have turned this around

We’ve got to win this Show we can finish strong

We NEED to win every game now and hope City slip up. Sunday is so so important.

Roll on Sunday, we can celebrate St Totteringham’s Day at their place.

How did the officials miss that touch by defender and goalkeeper. That was a clear corner.

We are heading for a St Totteringham’s Day clash at their Toilet Bowl

So basically Chelsea do us a favour tomorrow. We then overtake Liverpool on Sunday by giving them a sound drubbing. Klopp breaks down declares himself unworthy of coaching such a historic club, checks himself into a facility. Liverpool declare an interest in Pep, City refuse to countenance that, no one believes Pep’s declarations of loyalty to the club. City fall apart and Arsenal win the league.

Simples