hexaflexagonbear
Alolan golem is a cpu 
Wow. Google invented 2009 Wolframalpha
The spanish inquisition
Eh, with health tracking you opt into it, with this it may be opt out. Google's been caught in the past not properly anonymizing location information which it sells to advertisers. I could easily see us finding out in a few years that insurance providers are buying "ad data" to get realtime heart rate and steps information without consent.
That or it'll be responsible for 95% of humanity's decision making while google claims it can't be held liable because it's a beta product with no warranty.
: you idiot you can achieve the same goals through austerity alone.
Find out what version of windows that laptop ships with, and install that. Windows licenses have been tied to mobos for a while, there's a good chance it'll just activate. If you need an installer, you can download ISOs and tools to make a bootable USB from Microsoft's site.
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