Apple is probably not going to partner with anyone because they're becoming the bank

Science reporting is hilarious

This assumes you have no friends or family. OP, are you ok?

Lots of people see getting a haircut as a time to chat, and the longer the job the more it feels you've got your money's worth. Not me, but lots of people look at it that way. I imagine that's why your barber drew it out for an hour and talked the whole time. I hope you find a barber that gets you.

Let's all throw away our devices and live in the woods. Only insane people wouldn't.

Anytime you see a password length cap you know they are not following current security standards. If they aren't following them for something so simple and visible, you'd better believe it's a rat infested pile of hot garbage under the hood, as evidenced here.