The version of this I hate is when a program has built in hard sub translation for foreign language sections, which get covered up by the soft subs only saying "< speaking [language] >". So now my deaf ass can understand one language or the other, but not both without toggling captions on and off constantly.

"It comes out of the fuckin' ground. I couldn't believe it!"

Good thing that ocean was there or 1600s Virginia would have claimed the entire planet with their innovative "peeling the label off a biscuit can" approach to real estate.

This is what a Lovecraft story looks like from the eldritch beings' perspective.

Judging by this comment thread I'm not the only one who's like "you can have them, but I don't know if you're going to want them"

"Spending a huge chunk of the budget on dishonest advertising and then releasing a significantly different, half-broken game is still cool though."

fewer than 10

"Welcome... to Super Inbred Penguin Island."

🎵DOO DOO DOO doo doo🎵

Because I'm that guy: "hanged"

(disclaimer: language is a fluid construct, talk however you want, there's no one "right" way to speak, some of us just enjoy being pedantic assholes)

♫ Hello, my baby♫

♫ Hello, my honey♫

♫ Hello, my ragtime gal♫