Hey! This is Bob, your friendly NC AI assistant. I noticed all your dick pics had very small dicks so I've increased the length to a more respectable 8.5" and requested assistance from your 7 female contacts about girth size. User "your mother " preferred the 1.5 size but was ok with 400% increase "if that's what you're into". You agreed to show your privates in private with user "Neighbor" tonight at 7:30. He suggested silicone lube. All images are uploaded and available for your review on your Facebook timeline. Let me know if I should increase the size or if the color is off. User "Coworker" complained about the color and will be discussing it with your manager and you tomorrow first thing.

How may I be of assistance today?

Let the shittification games begin! Meanwhile if you need us, we'll be looking for a different obscure controller to make an automated band wagon with and jump on it.

I couldn't find a complaint with a quick googling.... probably because Google is now a shitty place to find stuff. But check out the process for changing over to another browser. It's so fucking annoying.

Example: we don't vote for the president or the people who actually elect him. Yet, we are bombarded with ads about which to pick! Why?

No gravity waves generated or anything. But if they dropped one on you, you won't complain about the name. Why not call it the Barbie warhead and Ken missile? Again, no one would come back " excuse me but I did not get any Barbies or Kens when this thing was dropped on my house yesterday and I would like to complain to management"

I love this part right here about POSSE:

"The idea is that you, the poster, should post on a website that you own. Not an app that can go away and take all your posts with it,"

That's pretty close to 12 so you know it's better.

You can walk in my neighborhood.... downhill for about 2 weeks a year. Here in Kenmore WA, the rest of the year is certain death if you leave the house on foot. You would become a human popsicle most of the year. Then after you walk for literally 45 minutes you get to jack in the box and that's the end of your travels. Are you going to walk back home? Uphill and in freezing weather? And that's the way we combat homelessness here. They literally can't ever set up camp....you either. You're pretty much trapped inside an insulated box with a running tap on the gas pipeline grid. If that infrastructure dies, you are as good as dead too. The air handler is running the entire year. Winter for heating, then the two weeks I mentioned for cooling. Plus, outside your house is basically fungus eating everything...you car, your tires, dead wood, live wood. The roof. Everything is coated in a thick slimy mold layer.

What was the question again?

I can confirm my level of shittiness has increased.

As the jingle goes...Pa pa pa pa pa.... Coca-Cola..

The smiling ones don't get it yet.... Trump will get Scott free but not them. They are the "escape goats"🐐🐐🐐. They'll stop smiling when they get it.

That guy wouldn't resign if he was caught shooting at someone on Wall Street with an assault rifle while also getting a BJ from a paid salary Playboy 🐰 model. Yeah, that's how things are.