"What kind of decent, good-looking woman would want to go out with my son"
They're certainly not siblings.
Full credit goes to my high school chemistry teacher. Cattle (and other ruminants) spend a lot of their time rechewing (or masticating) their "cud".
It means the related picture
If Christopher Walken and Vince Vaughn had a baby...
I'm the middle of building that shop. I figure it will be done when I'm dead.
Hate filled
Getting shocked.
I used to help my father-in-law on the farm and he had an electric fencer for the barnyard that was way too powerful for the length of fence it was hooked up to. I knew that; what i didn't know was that it was grounding out on a piece of flashing on the barn. It put me on my ass.
He also has this electric fencing that's made out of rope with small metal strands woven into it. That shit hurts too but in a different way. Maybe because there are more points of contact.
I got shocked doing some wiring last week and it was nothing compared to the electric fence.
A blind man would be happy to see that. (About a task completed poorly on a jobsite)
I really like how North Carolina is now South Virginia
Great news as it's a cancer woth a really low survival rate
Oh baby, gonna need that source just in time for Thanksgiving