I think it’s Gabritwink

Fuuuuuuuuck—you’re a catch

Story of my life here

I wanna make out with your dick and then make out with your nips. Gorgeous.

I remember the video now and you’re right, it is.

The only public transportation he’s into is when he’s begging for a train

Pretty sure me and another Lemmy were the first two men to meet here then fuck. Highly recommend.

Small dick is good dick (hmu). So is large. But making fun of stuff

• people are born with and
• don’t like and
• can’t change

is garbage.

Best sticky wicket ever

During a super strong part of my older-bro fetish, I met a guy who played along without breaking character…. until he asked “is this getting weird?”

I saved the day and said “not as long as dad doesn’t hear us fucking.” Ahh. As ~get~ *good as it gets.

Or “your honor”:

Your Honor, you said you wanted to see my briefs?